Capture the vibe of Stroudsburg in a Sentence
October 6, 2017
Can you describe what Stroudsburg means to you in one spectacular sentence?
Well, that’s your challenge.
The most creative masterpiece will win a prize!
Your sentence can have anything to do with the high school, the community, or anything related to Stroudsburg.
The sentence must be 10 words or less.
Here are some past winners:
-“Potholes, potholes everywhere.”
-“Junior class denied government bailout, Chuck-E-Chesse on the horizon.”
-“Stroudsburg: Not country enough to be redneck, but not urban enough to be ghetto.”
-“Sign up to dance! Sign up to dance!”
-“The first thing I do when I get home from school is fill my bath tub with marinara sauce and pretend I’m a meatball.”
Maddy Drozal • Oct 27, 2017 at 12:45 PM
“Dress down this Friday! Make sure you are wearing school-approved bottoms!”
Eric Serbin • Oct 27, 2017 at 9:33 AM
It’s okay I guess
Eric Serbin • Oct 27, 2017 at 9:31 AM
Home of unfinished bridges and poor roads
Oscar Formella • Oct 19, 2017 at 4:37 PM
Did they finish that bridge yet?
Zack Orsargos • Oct 16, 2017 at 12:25 PM
Welcome to Stroudsburg best skate park around Dansbury sucks
Brendyn Lechene • Oct 16, 2017 at 12:18 PM
New York is better
Brendyn Lechene • Oct 16, 2017 at 12:14 PM
Its not real Pennsylvania its not country enough
Rachel Sroka • Oct 16, 2017 at 10:45 AM
At least we’re not East Stroudsburg
Ayomiro Aderin • Oct 16, 2017 at 8:40 AM
Stroudsburg’s that town on your roadtrip that you visit when you need gas, or your kid needs to pee.
Saadiya • Oct 13, 2017 at 12:36 PM
“Are you sure suffrage isn’t like your love life and not the right to vote?”
Dana Myles • Oct 13, 2017 at 12:00 PM
buy a gardening club t-shirt from Ramstine.
Brooke Givens • Oct 13, 2017 at 10:54 AM
Join as many clubs as possible
Ayomiro Aderin • Oct 13, 2017 at 8:29 AM
You know that sinking feeling that you’re not in Kansas?
Hailey Winham • Oct 13, 2017 at 7:38 AM
Not North not South and not East, just plain old Stroudsburg.
Ryan Pinchback • Oct 13, 2017 at 7:32 AM
Not as good as Nacho Libre™ starring Jack Black™.
Amaya Fernandez • Oct 12, 2017 at 11:08 AM
Stroudsburg is a world pool that doesn’t ever stop.
Cory Delossantos • Oct 12, 2017 at 11:05 AM
If this place is a Utopia, it’s following the right steps in becoming one.
Ethan Balcik • Oct 12, 2017 at 11:05 AM
The pride of the Poconos, yet everyone wants to leave.
Amaya Fernandez • Oct 12, 2017 at 10:49 AM
you have to be a daredevil to survive the challenge that comes from being in stroudsburg
Lucas macias • Oct 12, 2017 at 7:44 AM
12 item limit, 13 damn.
Dimitri Peros • Oct 12, 2017 at 7:43 AM
Not as bad as people say it is.
Riley Gaita • Oct 12, 2017 at 7:39 AM
Everyday includes construction zones, Dunkin runs, and a bundle box.
Emily Garbarino • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:12 PM
Never heard of “Stroudsburg”.
Zaria Burwell • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:12 PM
Living in Stroudsburg will eventually make you go through the stages of grief denial,anger,bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
Amaya Fernandez • Oct 12, 2017 at 11:09 AM
real true Zaria
Brielle • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:10 PM
road rage and always being called number one at a stop sign
Krystal Cabrera • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:10 PM
Stroudsburg needs a Mexican Taco shop. You guys are really missing out.
Emma Hellivan • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:10 PM
Burger King has 10pc chicken nuggets for $1.49.
Jerry Alexander • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:09 PM
My teacher is making me do this
Elijah Hibbert • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:08 PM
Best thing to do in Stroudsburg, LEAVING
kanai • Oct 11, 2017 at 1:06 PM
only place where you can see someone tape W.B. Mason boxes to their shirt
Adrian Grazette • Oct 11, 2017 at 12:09 PM
BEST SCHOOL IN THE EPC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
danielle wintz • Oct 11, 2017 at 12:06 PM
stroudsburg is a beautiful school with beautiful people and beautiful attitudes.
Brendyn Lechene • Oct 16, 2017 at 12:20 PM
I think you are lying
fambaye fall • Oct 11, 2017 at 11:17 AM
diverse and strict
Stephen Bauer • Oct 11, 2017 at 10:06 AM
7:15-2:20 Monday-Friday 180 days
Karissa Belzer • Oct 11, 2017 at 9:55 AM
Stroudsburg is constantly growing and there’s never nothing to do.
Gabby Buchanan • Oct 11, 2017 at 9:54 AM
Hot in the middle of January, snowing during Halloween
Mark • Oct 11, 2017 at 9:53 AM
Free quality education provided by the Stroudsburg Area School District
Amy Conboy • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:48 AM
Stroudsburg has a lot of streets that are confusing
Meredith Constable • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:09 AM
The best place on earth (Wawa) is right across the street.
Katie Wheeler • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:08 AM
Diverse, and I’m forced to do this.
Q • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:07 AM
Stroudsburg: Stroudsburg is cool, calm , collective but funny money
Abby Grant • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:06 AM
The most bipolar weather you will ever witness.
Helen Hawkes • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:05 AM
Sobrinski makes me do these Stroudsburg contests.
Samantha DeBree • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:04 AM
It’s a small town with a big school overflowing with diversity
Esteban Gomez • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:01 AM
Stroudsburg really isn’t bad but whats the move?
Darrell Cox • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:00 AM
Music in the halls always gets cut off by the intercom
Bailey McMahon • Oct 11, 2017 at 8:00 AM
Home.
Caitlin Bjerklie • Oct 11, 2017 at 7:41 AM
Best thing about Stroudsburg is Wawa.
Devin Garlick • Oct 11, 2017 at 7:41 AM
Graphics suck just going to stay on my pc
Matthew Romansky • Oct 11, 2017 at 7:35 AM
A pleasant enough place
Brendan Baxter • Oct 11, 2017 at 7:34 AM
No earbuds, ripped jeans, hoodies, bathrooms locked…..but otherwise a great school
Melissa Drummond • Oct 11, 2017 at 7:33 AM
will always be my home because of (Lots of amazing food).
Taylor Miller • Oct 10, 2017 at 10:35 PM
Make sure your earbuds are away and ID’s are on!
Isabella Pretell • Oct 10, 2017 at 8:26 PM
A weird mix of pride and disappointment.
Daniel Ocasio • Oct 13, 2017 at 10:52 AM
LOL
Luke Socha • Oct 10, 2017 at 12:48 PM
Strouds is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Acadia Holbert • Oct 10, 2017 at 12:30 PM
Pride of the school, the Mounties rule!
Shu-yu Chen • Oct 10, 2017 at 12:14 PM
We bleed maroon and white.
Victoria Arce • Oct 10, 2017 at 12:10 PM
This school always keeps me entertained and gives great opportunities.
Sean Pickett • Oct 10, 2017 at 12:06 PM
NO joggers.
Daniel Burden • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:14 AM
something new and entertaining every day, good or bad, something
Taylor Craig • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:12 AM
We love our Germans
Taylor Craig • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:11 AM
Lots of woods. Lots of nature. Save the environment.
Nicole Sanzi • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:06 AM
An underestimated melting pot of art, culture, and ethnicity.
Helana Hunter • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:05 AM
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Anthony Cusumano • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:01 AM
Stroudsburg High school is the best school in the universe!
Jayden Paradis • Oct 10, 2017 at 10:59 AM
Stroudsburg is the beast of Monroe County
Ayomiro Aderin • Oct 10, 2017 at 9:41 AM
The only time we’re at war is during election season.
Riley Gaita • Oct 10, 2017 at 9:39 AM
Stroudsburg will always be a story filled with run on sentences because it’s a story that never ends.
Daniel Ocasio • Oct 10, 2017 at 8:29 AM
Humorious,
Memorable,
Amazing,
Interesting,
Abundant Opportunities,
An uncommon life experience!
Ayomiro Aderin • Oct 9, 2017 at 11:02 AM
Originally, people honeymooned here: we’re the product of settling down.
Jeremy Aidan Cramer • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:45 PM
Creative, inspiring, artistic… but most of all… My Family
Daniel Ocasio • Oct 10, 2017 at 11:07 AM
favorite stroudsburg quote yet!
alex cabral • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:33 PM
a new start for a great journey.
Rachael Bucci • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:30 PM
All of the bathrooms are locked.
Alana Schlueter • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:11 PM
its totally the life
Andre Green • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:10 PM
The people at Stroudsburg make it a great learning environment.
Zachary Ossman • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:09 PM
Stroudsburg High School is great, most because of Mr. Clemson.
Lukas • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:08 PM
The science teachers make the school fun.
Shane Balgobin • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:07 PM
Stroudsburg is a great learning environment
Jake Oravec • Oct 6, 2017 at 12:06 PM
a little slice of heaven in east Pennsylvania
Avionna Placide • Oct 6, 2017 at 11:24 AM
Its one of the best school around, it’s amazing, best education, and some of the best teachers and advisors
Arieanna Placide • Oct 6, 2017 at 11:22 AM
Spiritive, Happy, enjoyable, the best, amazing staff
liviamarga • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:57 AM
Maroon bleeding pride and bright futures
jason • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:54 AM
fun and entertaining
Ethan Jones • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:52 AM
Bridges constantly under construction.
jamie bittiger • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:48 AM
prideful
Sean Patterson • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:35 AM
A diverse place, with great people and teachers.
Benny Pembleton • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:34 AM
A great learning environment for my peers and I
Makayla Maynard • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:26 AM
Spectacular
Teachers,
Rad
Opportunities,
Da-best,
Brilliant,
Unique,
Rocking
Good times.
Victoria Arce • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:13 AM
Its pretty nice, until you get attacked with foam rollers.
Kristen Dougher • Oct 6, 2017 at 10:03 AM
If you’re hungry, main street is a great place.