48 Responses to “Valentines Day Pickup Line Contest ~ Win a Prize”

1. Kristen Dougher on February 2nd, 2018 11:23 AM
   

   My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

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2. Daniel on February 5th, 2018 10:59 AM
   

   Is your name Google?

   Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.

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3. Shu-yu Chen on February 5th, 2018 10:59 AM
   

   Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe

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4. Tanajah Rieara on February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
   

   Are you my glasses? Because i can’t see my life without you.

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5. Emily Garbarino on February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
   

   I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin-me

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6. Sean Pickett on February 5th, 2018 11:01 AM
   

   Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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7. Makayla Maynard on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM
   

   Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

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8. Helen Hawkes on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM
   

   Is your name Chapstick? Because you are da balm! ;))

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9. Stephen Bauer on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM
   

   If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

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10. Kayliegh Trunfio on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM
    

    Call me Shrek because I am head ogre heels for you :))

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    Helen Hawkes Reply:
    February 5th, 2018 at 11:07 AM

    I’m gonna be all ogre you tonight!

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11. Helen Hawkes on February 5th, 2018 11:06 AM
    

    Shrek may be love, but you are my life. :)

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12. Caeley Hank on February 5th, 2018 11:26 AM
    

    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

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13. Ethan Jones on February 5th, 2018 11:51 AM
    

    Do you know the alphabet?

    Because i think you should put U and I together.

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14. Taylor Craig on February 5th, 2018 11:52 AM
    

    This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle

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15. Nicole Sanzi on February 5th, 2018 11:55 AM
    

    Are you wifi? Cus im feeling the connection.

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16. Anthony Cusumano on February 5th, 2018 11:55 AM
    

    Do your feet hurt? because you’ve been walking around my mind all day

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17. Cory Delossantos on February 5th, 2018 12:02 PM
    

    Are you a supernova?

    Because you’re as hot as the sun since your burning me alive.

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18. Daniel Ocasio on February 5th, 2018 12:05 PM
    

    TAG! you’re not just it, you make me LIT!

    Are you Rouge The Bat? because I have the seven chaos emeralds to make you scream my name SUPER loud!

    What would John Cena say? “you wouldn’t see me cOMinG!’

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19. Taylor Miller on February 5th, 2018 1:21 PM
    

    Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

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20. Elijah on February 5th, 2018 1:24 PM
    

    Are you a Fire Alarm? Because you’re really loud and annoying.

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21. Emily Dougherty on February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
    

    You shall not pass; without giving me those digits. ;0

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22. Zaria Burwell on February 5th, 2018 1:49 PM
    

    Are you trash? cause I’d like to take you out.

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23. Alexander Crockett on February 5th, 2018 1:51 PM
    

    I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
    ♡

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24. Zoe Stevens on February 5th, 2018 1:54 PM
    

    Do you live in a cornfield? Cause i’m stalking you

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25. Stephen Ortiz on February 5th, 2018 2:02 PM
    

    Did you fall from heaven?

    Because your face looks messed up.

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26. Teshi Jemmott on February 5th, 2018 4:04 PM
    

    Are you a tower because Eiffel for you…

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27. Kasim Petersen on February 5th, 2018 4:35 PM
    

    I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my x without asking y?

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28. Jason Chapman on February 6th, 2018 7:25 AM
    

    Baby I know your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day

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29. Ayomiro Aderin on February 6th, 2018 8:52 AM
    

    I can’t take my “I” off of “U”, like distinguish and genius.
    You’re on my mind, like your picture’s attached to my brain with adhesive.

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30. Ayomiro Aderin on February 6th, 2018 9:12 AM
    

    I’m your snowflake, because I can’t stop falling for you and I’m not the only one.

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31. Jason Chapman on February 6th, 2018 10:09 AM
    

    Hey you’re pretty and i’m cute together we’d be pretty cute

    If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?

    Do you have a pencil? because I wanna erase your past and write our future

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32. Isabella Pretell on February 6th, 2018 10:41 AM
    

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

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    Ayomiro Aderin Reply:
    February 6th, 2018 at 10:54 AM

    👌I’m dead.

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33. Brooke Givens on February 6th, 2018 10:57 AM
    

    once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

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34. Chloe Buffone on February 6th, 2018 12:53 PM
    

    Are you a shooting star? Because you make all my wishes come true :))

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35. Morgan on February 6th, 2018 1:11 PM
    

    Are you a mountaineer? because you can climb on top of me

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36. sandra akomas on February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
    

    My love u are the only one I want to spend my holy life wit mostly in this valentine day, and I believe that this valentine we bring us 2gether and forever, u are the apple of my EYES

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37. Ayomiro Aderin on February 9th, 2018 8:31 AM
    

    Falling in love with you is like a Stroudsburg snow day: unexpected, but welcome.

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38. Logan Blecker on February 12th, 2018 6:30 PM
    

    This may be a little late, but here it is:
    *hands you a lime with a slice of cheese and a phone number on it*
    Her: what is this
    Me: it’s a cheesy pickup line
    *Badum tssss*

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    Logan Blecker Reply:
    February 12th, 2018 at 6:33 PM

    *lime*

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39. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:34 PM
    

    Me: Hey girl, I justed wanted to let you know it was kinda cute what you just did.
    Her: Wait what thing?
    Me: Be youself

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40. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:36 PM
    

    You wanna know what the 2 most painful things for me are? Stubbing my pinky toe in the morning and being without you

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41. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:37 PM
    

    You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

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42. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:39 PM
    

    Its only natural for you, the prettiest girl, and me to go out. If not the world looks unbalanced

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43. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:46 PM
    

    Hey baby I may not be an African Prince online asking for $12,300 but I will make you my queen

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44. Brenda Conover on February 12th, 2018 9:19 PM
    

    I’ve got two:

    1. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

    2. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

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45. Moses Johnson on February 13th, 2018 2:02 AM
    

    Hey girl, Cupid has an appointment right now so until he comes back how about a date?

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