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Valentines Day Pickup Line Contest ~ Win a Prize

Kayliegh Trunfio, Seth Alkhuja, Staff Writers

Do you have a date for February 14? If not, then you have to warm up on your pickup lines!Ai?? Here is the chance to share your most creative pickup lines, and come up with some new ones.

Submit your best lines in the “Comment” section below.

The three winners will receive a prize on February 13, just in time to use them on your soon-to-be Valentine!

Here are last year’s winners:

Me: ai???Excuse me you dropped something..ai??? *points at the ground* Her: ai???What?ai??? *looks* Me: ai???Your standards. Hi, Iai??i??m Justin.ai???

Justin Schwartz, senior

If I told you that you had a great figure, would you hold it against me?

Mr. Steen, teacher

You better callAi??Life Alert because Iai??i??ve fallen for you and I canai??i??t get up.

Erica Molinaro, senior

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48 Comments

48 Responses to “Valentines Day Pickup Line Contest ~ Win a Prize”

  1. Kristen Dougher on February 2nd, 2018 11:23 AM

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

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  2. Daniel on February 5th, 2018 10:59 AM

    Is your name Google?

    Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.

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  3. Shu-yu Chen on February 5th, 2018 10:59 AM

    Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe

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  4. Tanajah Rieara on February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM

    Are you my glasses? Because i can’t see my life without you.

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  5. Emily Garbarino on February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM

    I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin-me

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  6. Sean Pickett on February 5th, 2018 11:01 AM

    Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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  7. Makayla Maynard on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM

    Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

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  8. Helen Hawkes on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM

    Is your name Chapstick? Because you are da balm! ;))

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  9. Stephen Bauer on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM

    If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

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  10. Kayliegh Trunfio on February 5th, 2018 11:03 AM

    Call me Shrek because I am head ogre heels for you :))

    [Reply]

    Helen Hawkes Reply:

    I’m gonna be all ogre you tonight!

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  11. Helen Hawkes on February 5th, 2018 11:06 AM

    Shrek may be love, but you are my life. :)

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  12. Caeley Hank on February 5th, 2018 11:26 AM

    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

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  13. Ethan Jones on February 5th, 2018 11:51 AM

    Do you know the alphabet?

    Because i think you should put U and I together.

    [Reply]

  14. Taylor Craig on February 5th, 2018 11:52 AM

    This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle

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  15. Nicole Sanzi on February 5th, 2018 11:55 AM

    Are you wifi? Cus im feeling the connection.

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  16. Anthony Cusumano on February 5th, 2018 11:55 AM

    Do your feet hurt? because you’ve been walking around my mind all day

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  17. Cory Delossantos on February 5th, 2018 12:02 PM

    Are you a supernova?

    Because you’re as hot as the sun since your burning me alive.

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  18. Daniel Ocasio on February 5th, 2018 12:05 PM

    TAG! you’re not just it, you make me LIT!

    Are you Rouge The Bat? because I have the seven chaos emeralds to make you scream my name SUPER loud!

    What would John Cena say? “you wouldn’t see me cOMinG!’

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  19. Taylor Miller on February 5th, 2018 1:21 PM

    Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

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  20. Elijah on February 5th, 2018 1:24 PM

    Are you a Fire Alarm? Because you’re really loud and annoying.

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  21. Emily Dougherty on February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM

    You shall not pass; without giving me those digits. ;0

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  22. Zaria Burwell on February 5th, 2018 1:49 PM

    Are you trash? cause I’d like to take you out.

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  23. Alexander Crockett on February 5th, 2018 1:51 PM

    I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

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  24. Zoe Stevens on February 5th, 2018 1:54 PM

    Do you live in a cornfield? Cause i’m stalking you

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  25. Stephen Ortiz on February 5th, 2018 2:02 PM

    Did you fall from heaven?

    Because your face looks messed up.

    [Reply]

  26. Teshi Jemmott on February 5th, 2018 4:04 PM

    Are you a tower because Eiffel for you…

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  27. Kasim Petersen on February 5th, 2018 4:35 PM

    I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my x without asking y?

    [Reply]

  28. Jason Chapman on February 6th, 2018 7:25 AM

    Baby I know your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day

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  29. Ayomiro Aderin on February 6th, 2018 8:52 AM

    I can’t take my “I” off of “U”, like distinguish and genius.
    You’re on my mind, like your picture’s attached to my brain with adhesive.

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  30. Ayomiro Aderin on February 6th, 2018 9:12 AM

    I’m your snowflake, because I can’t stop falling for you and I’m not the only one.

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  31. Jason Chapman on February 6th, 2018 10:09 AM

    Hey you’re pretty and i’m cute together we’d be pretty cute

    If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?

    Do you have a pencil? because I wanna erase your past and write our future

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  32. Isabella Pretell on February 6th, 2018 10:41 AM

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

    [Reply]

    Ayomiro Aderin Reply:

    👌I’m dead.

    [Reply]

  33. Brooke Givens on February 6th, 2018 10:57 AM

    once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

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  34. Chloe Buffone on February 6th, 2018 12:53 PM

    Are you a shooting star? Because you make all my wishes come true :))

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  35. Morgan on February 6th, 2018 1:11 PM

    Are you a mountaineer? because you can climb on top of me

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  36. sandra akomas on February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM

    My love u are the only one I want to spend my holy life wit mostly in this valentine day, and I believe that this valentine we bring us 2gether and forever, u are the apple of my EYES

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  37. Ayomiro Aderin on February 9th, 2018 8:31 AM

    Falling in love with you is like a Stroudsburg snow day: unexpected, but welcome.

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  38. Logan Blecker on February 12th, 2018 6:30 PM

    This may be a little late, but here it is:
    *hands you a lime with a slice of cheese and a phone number on it*
    Her: what is this
    Me: it’s a cheesy pickup line
    *Badum tssss*

    [Reply]

    Logan Blecker Reply:

    *lime*

    [Reply]

  39. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:34 PM

    Me: Hey girl, I justed wanted to let you know it was kinda cute what you just did.
    Her: Wait what thing?
    Me: Be youself

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  40. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:36 PM

    You wanna know what the 2 most painful things for me are? Stubbing my pinky toe in the morning and being without you

    [Reply]

  41. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:37 PM

    You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

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  42. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:39 PM

    Its only natural for you, the prettiest girl, and me to go out. If not the world looks unbalanced

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  43. Moses Johnson on February 12th, 2018 6:46 PM

    Hey baby I may not be an African Prince online asking for $12,300 but I will make you my queen

    [Reply]

  44. Brenda Conover on February 12th, 2018 9:19 PM

    I’ve got two:

    1. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

    2. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

    [Reply]

  45. Moses Johnson on February 13th, 2018 2:02 AM

    Hey girl, Cupid has an appointment right now so until he comes back how about a date?

    [Reply]

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