Valentines Day Pickup Line Contest ~ Win a Prize
Do you have a date for February 14? If not, then you have to warm up on your pickup lines!Ai?? Here is the chance to share your most creative pickup lines, and come up with some new ones.
Submit your best lines in the “Comment” section below.
The three winners will receive a prize on February 13, just in time to use them on your soon-to-be Valentine!
Here are last year’s winners:
Me: ai???Excuse me you dropped something..ai??? *points at the ground* Her: ai???What?ai??? *looks* Me: ai???Your standards. Hi, Iai??i??m Justin.ai???
Justin Schwartz, senior
If I told you that you had a great figure, would you hold it against me?
Mr. Steen, teacher
You better callAi??Life Alert because Iai??i??ve fallen for you and I canai??i??t get up.
Erica Molinaro, senior
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Is your name Google?
Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.
Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe
Are you my glasses? Because i can’t see my life without you.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin-me
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you are da balm! ;))
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
Call me Shrek because I am head ogre heels for you :))
I’m gonna be all ogre you tonight!
Shrek may be love, but you are my life. :)
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Do you know the alphabet?
Because i think you should put U and I together.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle
Are you wifi? Cus im feeling the connection.
Do your feet hurt? because you’ve been walking around my mind all day
Are you a supernova?
Because you’re as hot as the sun since your burning me alive.
TAG! you’re not just it, you make me LIT!
Are you Rouge The Bat? because I have the seven chaos emeralds to make you scream my name SUPER loud!
What would John Cena say? “you wouldn’t see me cOMinG!’
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a Fire Alarm? Because you’re really loud and annoying.
You shall not pass; without giving me those digits. ;0
Are you trash? cause I’d like to take you out.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
♡
Do you live in a cornfield? Cause i’m stalking you
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face looks messed up.
Are you a tower because Eiffel for you…
I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my x without asking y?
Baby I know your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day
I can’t take my “I” off of “U”, like distinguish and genius.
You’re on my mind, like your picture’s attached to my brain with adhesive.
I’m your snowflake, because I can’t stop falling for you and I’m not the only one.
Hey you’re pretty and i’m cute together we’d be pretty cute
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
Do you have a pencil? because I wanna erase your past and write our future
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
👌I’m dead.
once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
Are you a shooting star? Because you make all my wishes come true :))
Are you a mountaineer? because you can climb on top of me
My love u are the only one I want to spend my holy life wit mostly in this valentine day, and I believe that this valentine we bring us 2gether and forever, u are the apple of my EYES
Falling in love with you is like a Stroudsburg snow day: unexpected, but welcome.
This may be a little late, but here it is:
*hands you a lime with a slice of cheese and a phone number on it*
Her: what is this
Me: it’s a cheesy pickup line
*Badum tssss*
*lime*
Me: Hey girl, I justed wanted to let you know it was kinda cute what you just did.
Her: Wait what thing?
Me: Be youself
You wanna know what the 2 most painful things for me are? Stubbing my pinky toe in the morning and being without you
You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need
Its only natural for you, the prettiest girl, and me to go out. If not the world looks unbalanced
Hey baby I may not be an African Prince online asking for $12,300 but I will make you my queen
I’ve got two:
1. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
2. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
Hey girl, Cupid has an appointment right now so until he comes back how about a date?