Describe yourself in 5 words or less!
September 18, 2018
Describe yourself in 5 words or less and you may win a prize.
Simply “Comment” at the bottom of this story.
Here are some past winners.
- The Total Package Jaco Sattamini
- Exciting, Messy, Funny, Imaginative, Mysteriousa Andrew Alves
- I’m ugly and I’m Proud Emilio Arostegui
- Bookworm, Musical, Loud, Sometimes Pleasant Mializ D Serrano-Jimenez
- I am a smart Indian Daniel Varghese
- Legendary Adam Williams
- I am a goofy goober Zach Gehris
- Majestic, Enthusiastic, Determined, Intelligent, Artistic Rubin Alequin
- Artistic, Nerdy, Weird, Creative, Cool Sebastian Solano
- Fun, Exciting, Flamboyant Antonio Stylianides
The Stroudsburg Senior Superstar Special!
The Guy With Bad Puns
Big, blonde, beautiful
Unstoppable genius rotisserie chicken consumer
The greatest of all time
I like to break the rules
the child your parents wish they had
Son of a shepherd
I am a proud smart Bangladeshi.
I
Can
Not
Read
Directions
Well
I’m sarcastic like Michael Scott.
Right-handed Caucasian Male
Despite the rumors, im straight.
Always chasing my stars!
So, the environment is cool
That kid that always has prior commitments
Really bad at describing myself
Accident prone and always hungry
I’m a pretty cool guy
Dad jokes galore with peppiness
Long hair , dont care!!!
His power level’s over 9000.
single and hungry as usual.
,
rigatoni pastaroni bread is tasty
rigatoni pastaroni bread is tasty- ME
Daring popcorn tasting enthusiast
Spartacus
i spent $200 on iced tea (200 is a number not a word)
I’m definitely going to win.
Legendary Fortnite Skin
( 2,000 V-bucks )
Lenny Pinto
Like to think I’m funny
I Am A Stroudsburg Mountaineer!
Not afraid to speak my mind.
Passionate about everything I know.
i have ideas, not initiative.
Do you know the gingerbread man?
Me: yes
Who lives on gingerbread lane?
Me: no he lives With Santa Clause.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a serious disease.
Crazy hair, Crazy socks,Brendyn
dont call me brandon
Wakanda forever
i’m asian
keanu reeves is my dad
An optimistic 7-year-old
I’m a teenage dirt bag.
Paul McCartney lookalike.
The most Hufflepuff Gryffindoor
The Greatest of All Time
Always playing with a volleyball.
I’m a proud smart Bangladeshi.
your best friend could never
I’m a doo doo dunderhead
My mood changes, i’m kinda bipolar.
Proud of my bold hairstyles ; )
best handles in the burg
Quiet ones are the scariest
Talented, Surpring, Gorgeous, Caring, Extraordinary
baby shark do do do
I am a winged hussar
I’m not like my brothers.
I’m a big Bulgarian brute
G.O.A.T
A contemplative and visionary artist
I am very ugly peeps
doing this for bonus points
I am a Spicy Boy.
Special in the head.
No, this is Patrick.
Three years and still proud
Dumb and Dumber
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious cheerleading girly named Caeley
Easily susceptible to heat exhaustion
mix of chaos, peace, reason
Crazy, Funny, Annoying, Silly, And a goof goober :)
Chillin like a villain.
I am willing to succeed.
I am quiet.
I’m a hot mess, sorry
Fan Freakin Fabolous!
Best to yeet than yote
my waves on swim facts
Weird, smart, quiet, that’s it
goofy, creative, leader!
Welcome to moes !
A senior already with senioritis…
My world, you’re living it
valid
lit
chill
cool
black
I literally cannot even.
loud inspiring creative educational helpful
add me on snapchat @keanaaa.s
i am a loud person
antisocial caterpillar
im blunt
creative
helpful
inspiring
optimistic
Antisocial butterfly
Intelligent
Humorous
Open-minded
Quirky
Goofy
Tiny dragon that collects poems
Kind, Respectful, fun, happy,
Funny
Genuine
Different
Consistant
I try to spread kindness.
M agnificent
A crobatical
U nique
R ad
A esthetic
dumb, reckless, lazy, kind, phone less
livin like larry, photogentic
kind hearted, sweet, crazy, mean, big heart
dumb, reckless, lazy, kind, phone les
Beast in the East
Creative, Hasty, Artistic, Computer Person
The real life band geek
Happy Proud Excited Worried small
Strong
careful
loving
great at sports
single
funny pretty cute awesome caring
We need more dress down days.
funny
I want to break 19
The Lion King is just a cartoon version of Hamlet
i like apple juice
Political, pretentious, ridiculous, complex, minority
selfish
blunt
strong
straight forward
intelligent
Kindest Person in the World
Very Sekc Boi
Dumb and accidentally pansexual
I am a smart dude.
Silent but deadly
i just dont like humans.
Creative
Industrious
Intelligent
Kind
Funny
Y’all know what goin on
they say yeehaw but never yawhee😔🤠
Awesome
Determined
Abstract
Magical
Funny, nice , tall , mean , studious
Funny, nice , tall , mean , studious
artistic, driven, bruised, strong, perservering
I am outgoing and hardworking
fun
nice
sporty
sad
crazy
Hey Now, I’m a rockstar
fun
nice
sporty
sad
crazy
I blessed the rains in Africa
Funny, Loud, Kind, Caring, and motivational
The guy with the thumbs!
Nice
Brave
Confident
Funny
Beautiful
Anxiety, stress, sleep deprivation incarnate
nice caring for others
The Even More Total Package
I think chicks are hot.
Brains but no game.
i like pizza and wings
Athletic
Athletic, funny
Im a Michael Bay film
I am popping!
fun, quirky, friendly, nice, smart
I am ready to graduate.
Ready to change the world
Wubba-lubba dub dubb
Amazing
strong
brave
patient
athletic
fun
majestic
Fabuloso
“corn”
athletic
Girl whisperer
I’m a nice person
funny,athletic
funny,athletic, adventurous
funny,athletic, adventurous, nice
i’m kin with neville longbottom
i eat lots of ham
Dancing around the school
funny
loud
straight up
cool, funny, chill, happy, smart
Clingy, cringy, creative, me!
bad biddy
brrrroooooooo
mad chill
-poetic
-determined
-hopeful
-funny
-open-minded
outgoing, friendly, sarcastic, lovable, and smart.
I like different types of music EXCEPT country
I’m hilarious
I’m Jamaican
I’ve been out of the country many of times
I procrasinate
determined, athletic, scattered, enthusiastic, and motivated
I woke up like this
clumsy, bold, awkward, funny, outgoing
Best triple jumper in EPC
your mother
I can’t I have volleyball
“What’s the move?”
Trans, funny, hot, pierced, short
I am the best wrestler.
The One, The Only
I am a god.
im cool and i own a memepage so i should win cause yes you know?
cool funny kind chill friendly
hilarious, crazy, wild, bubbly, fun
Outgoing, Friendly, Diverse, Intelligent, Mindful
I am positive, outgoing.
weird funny crazy pierced
not that down for school
creative
artistic
stuborn
humorous
unique
dumb, blonde, blind, pretty , petty
Smart Funny Charismatic Person
i love really cute dogs
smart, outgoing, fun, nice, adventurous
I like to play basketball
IM BROLIC, SHORT, GANGSTA, NINJA
ed, careless,LIT,boy,female1
I love to play football and basketball
I’m a nice person
Unique, creative, artistic, funny, kind
bing
bang
boop
bop
..POW
A man without a plan
Funnier than your mama
-Sarcastic
-Love the Office
-Funny
-Works at Wendy’s
-Wants to go to Penn State for interior designing
-Loves tennis and volleyball
Ummm… I really don’t know :/
Let’s go on an adventure
abnormally tall midget
I was forced to do this
I am not a quarterback.
I wish I could play
I’m the only junior golfer.
willing
smart
determined
courageous
clean
Creative
Enthusiastic
Outgoing
Loving
Caring
I have red hair
Cash rules everything around me
kind
passionate
friendly
My jersey is too tight
Fun
KInd
Interesting
athletic
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
i can fly
School is overrated
Leedle leedle leedle lee
An unintelligent business man
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
Inhale oxygen, exhale str8 swag
My name is Amanda
I am Beyoncé always
sweet
funny
nice
loud
dancer
Sorry, I don’t my homework.
I speak my mind..sorry?
i really like ice cream
This ain’t it chief.
Yeet.
My name is Daniel Kryman
I am not winning
i have no motivation
I can’t wait to graduate
My name is Elijah I like to play sports and i’m funny
my name is tyler and i like to play baseball
indescribable
Artist, Weird, Confusing, Scholar, Interesting
Muscular, vibrant, clever, and quick
Powerful, towering, intellectual, swift, and invigorating.
A second degree black belt
i like expensive shoes period.
i am a hardworker period.
strong, fast, funny, nice, cool
i guess you can say im cool.
Determined
Nice
Kind
Future doctor
Beautiful
1.Smart
2.creative
3. Funny
Integrity
Courageous
Determined
Rigorous
athletic
1. Crazy
2. Creative
3. Artistic
4. Exotic
5. Weird
I’m that quiet artistic kid.
The Boss.
A mess of wonderful things
curios
athletic
funny
amazing
1.creative 2.funny 3.kind 4. generous 5. loving
nice funny relaxed and goofy
1. kind
2. crazy
3. smart
4. superfluous
5. compassionate
emo little munchkin
Smart, glorious, trash
Do I really have to?
I try my best.
I am bubbly,Loud funny smart and cute
the powerhouse of the cell
Hide your girlfriend
Male
Funny
Nice
Daring
Stupid
Happy,Cool, Fun,Smart
Optimistic, Smart, Short, Kind.
happy funny fun hyper
Like spaghetti im upsetti fam
I have 4 fingers
FUnny, Kind, Smart, SHort
tu esposa es mi esposa 😉
I identify as tired.
😏🤙🏼‼️🤫🤑
I like turtles
extrovert
amusing
handsome
towering
idiosyncratic
can i go home now
witty, astute, Originator, Tropical, Snazzy
Boredum is in my future
Finest of natural selection
I’m bigger then a breadbox.
I still decrust my sandwiches
Creative
Gey
Loud
Open
D e p r e s s e d
Athletic, Smart, Happy, Curageous, Outgoing
Came for fun left tired
I just want the bonus
kind caring funny joking happy
1. In
2. Five
3. Words
4. Or
5. Less
nice
positive
pretty
smart
outgoing
athletic and outstanding
!. Unique
2. Strong
3. I Love Myself
i own a meme page follow me
I am a very outgoing student, I love people, and I love to have fun
tall curly haired cutie, hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tall curly haired cutie :)
I be on MySpace.
Die Lit is my life
supportive, talkative, load, quite, laze
i am a whole king
strong, confident. flirt. crazy. hype
id rather not
Mysterious
I’m in 11 grade now. I am a nice person. I make new friends.
Loving, caring, funny, heartfelt.
Your forever and always
tough,smart,popular,creative,fun
cool,funny, smart, strong, popular
Super into my education, kisses ; )
I like to make people smile.
kind honest respectful helpful hard working
Nerdy, socially awkward, lovable dude.
subscribe to my youtube: nina goddd
Energetic, beautiful,amazing, determined, outstanding!
I am:
Imperfect
Vintage
the greatest human on earth
Taco goods in a shell 🌮
A musical, artistic, joyful girl
“See good in all things” -Joey
I am the globglogabgalab.
The best I can be
live, laugh, and love pizza!
live, laugh, and eat pizza!
The G.O.A.T