Winners have been chosen for the Valentines Pickup line Contest!

Enjoy reading through nearly 70 pickup lines submitted to the contest

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Colorful candy hearts.

Kevin Clark, Staff Writer


Sam Fleming ’21: You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

Adil Sheikh ’21:  Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 is canceling everything but my feelings for you.

Hope Butler ’22:  The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding 

Kathryn Nazarie ’23:  I’m wearing the smile you gave me. :) 

Kevin Duffy ’21:  Are you Mrs. Mchale? because I want to be in your homeroom.



For a moment, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Madison Williams ’23

Not even Snape could Severus apart!  Madison Williams ’23

Didn’t we have class together? i could’ve sworn we had chemistry;))) Alyssa Zabosky ’22

Goomay Harvurr Alex Matthew super fun time! :p Dani Hausamann ’22

Kaeli did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Alexa Pantinople ’21

Are you my GPA? Because you look like you’d disappoint my parents too. Katanna Camnetar ’22

If I was Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought so I could fly. Ms. Griswold

This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. Telisha Ransome ’23

I can feel the love in the air It’s valentine’s day! let’s eat some red beans, red radishes and red strawberries. Time to fill our red hearts with red Kool Aid.  Shianne Swift ’21

If i had to rate you from 1 to 10, I would rate you a 9 because i’m the one your missing Savannah Bone ’22

They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart. Mayleen Arroyo ’23

You know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u. Mayleen Arroyo ’23

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? Mayleen Arroyo ’23

Do you have 11 protons? Because you are looking sodium fine! Jessica Brady ’23

Are you gorilla glue? cause I can’t get you off my head. Cambria Day ’20

Are you our principal? Because you’re Sodlicious. Maura Dempsey ’21

I know Aseem. Nick Bodon ’21

You know why God created the sun? So he could shine light on his beautiful angels like you! Rommell Thompson Jr. ’21

Are you a turtle? Because I want to put a straw through your heart. Giana Arroyo ’22

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you,I smile:) Madison Dinnen ’23

I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s day, but if you want something sweet, I’m the one you need ;) Tylah Matos  ’23

You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.  Sam Fleming ’21

Let’s commit the perfect crime, I steal your heart and you steal mine. Damon Petersen ’21

If I raise my staff, is the sea the only thing that’ll part? Alexander Canongo ’22

I’ll play Moses while you play with my staff. Alexander Canongo ’22

I love you how it is easy to say it yet to love that’s not asking for anything. Filip Nawalaniec ’22

On a scale from 1-10 you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need – Jasmyn Sanchez ’21

I’m bad at math, but I can give you the value you deserve. – Amie Garcia ’25

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? – Amie Garcia ’25

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you. – Caroline Liszewski ’21

Chicken starts with C, Bat starts with B, Apple starts with A, and I thought Happiness starts with H, but mine starts with U – Hailey Snyder ’25

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine? – Mark Urena ’25

i like u – Alanna Christman ’21

Did you fall from the sky? Because you look like an angel – Olivia Waszkielewicz ’21

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and”I” together – Gabriella Radley ’23 

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? – Jezebelle Gavin ’23

Would you like to go for a ride in my helicopter? – Ms.  Kuchinskas

Haters are gonna hate or keep your head up high. – Kay’lin Carillo ’23

Haters are gonna hate – Kay’lin Carillo ’21

Are you the square root of 100? Because you’re a perfect 10! – Ms. Yonki 

“Do you like chicken dippers?” -Me – Rachel Sroka ’21

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you. – Ms. Loughman 

This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and ✨Snuggle✨. – Telisha Ransome ’23

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? – Alenny Vazquez ’21

You’re so beautiful, I can’t stop stealing a Pikachu! – Yasmine Alrefai ’21 

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y? – Alexa Pantinople ’21

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? – Mayleen Arroyo ’23

Can I see the tag on your shirt? Just as I thought, made in heaven. – Simon O’Drain ’23

I’d call you a Praying Mantis, Because you really got your Hooks in me. – Ryan Mack ’23

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t. – Jasmine Espitia ’23

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. -Madison Williams ’23

Are you the trash? Cause my mom says i have to take you out – James Juliano ’23

I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week’s hottest single – Rachel Traub ’22

If I could rearrange the alphabet i’d put “U” and “I” together. – Jahson Allen ’21

B17. Oops sorry, I thought this was a vending machine cause you lookin’ like a snackk – Ethan Flanagan ’23

Are you Jewish? Because my love for you Israel. ;) – Alexander Canongo ’22

Are you a Transformer? …. Because you are Optimus Fine – Giana Arroyo ’22 

There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. – Isabel Rivera ’22 

Are you a magnet, because you’re pretty attractive – Ronald Wang ’21

Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you? – Emma Flanagan ’21 

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine – Nathan Reish ’22 

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead. – Benji Veley ’22

God just told me there was going to be a flood and I’ve decided to save you. – Alexander Canongo ’22