Senioritis Contest: The best description wins a prize. Open to Seniors, Juniors, and Sophomores!
May 4, 2016
Attention miserable Seniors, Juniors, and Sophomores:Ai?? Here is your chance to gain from your pain.
In recent months, or, in reality, the whole year, Stroudsburgai??i??s seniors have been plagued by the most convenient disease this town has ever seen- Senioritis. This terrible illness drainsAi??a studentai??i??s willpower to care about any of their responsibilities and has been the bane of the schoolai??i??s staff forever. The sinister sickness has even spread to some unfortunate juniors and sophomores.
We ask all who are affected, which, really, is everyone in the school, to please leave a comment, about fifteen words or fewer, describingAi??yourAi??interpretation of Senioritis. The wittiest, most creative responses win a prize. Try to keep them appropriate and do not call out any teachers.
Deadline is officially set for Thursday, May 26.
Shanna-Kay Lemuel • May 8, 2017 at 10:21 AM
Senioritis is when … wait what was the question ?
Tyler Sweppenhiser • May 12, 2016 at 9:52 AM
Senioritis is the widely known disease in which a student will become drained physically and mentally at the very thought of school, homework, and sometimes even after school activity. It spreads like a wildfire and even infects Juniors and sophomores as well! Senioritis is unstoppable and will not leave the average student infected with the disease until A.)Summer. Or B.)Graduation.
Tyler Sweppenhiser • May 12, 2016 at 7:26 AM
Senioritis is the widely known decease in which a student will become drained physicly and mentally at the very thought of school,homework, and sometimes even after school activity. It spreads like a wildfire and even infects Junors and sophomores as well! Senioritis is unstoppable and will not leave the average student infected with the disease until A.)Summer. Or B.)Graduation.
Michael Brown • May 11, 2016 at 12:17 PM
Senioritis is like forcing a guy to read something and forgetting he is blind… Oh wait.
Madison S • May 11, 2016 at 11:05 AM
The other day i typed google.com into google.com… that is Senioritis.
Lacey S • May 11, 2016 at 9:35 AM
Senioritis is basically waking up and wondering how long you could pull off a fake coma for a few extra Z’s
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“But will I fail…no? Sweet not doing it.”
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“How many things can I not do and still graduate. ”
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No one said we could only submit one…
David Bradley • May 11, 2016 at 9:15 AM
Senioritis is like putting a cake in the oven and pulling it out every 5 minutes to cool.
Natasha • May 11, 2016 at 9:11 AM
It’s basically like being on the edge of a cliff and kinda not doing anything to save yourself and being totally nonplussed by your inevitable fate.
Lascelles Dunn • May 10, 2016 at 12:20 PM
Senioritis is
Jared Navarro • May 10, 2016 at 10:45 AM
Senioristis is like watching wet paint dry.
Deborah Roberts • May 6, 2016 at 9:21 AM
“How many excuse notes do I have left?”
Janisa Williams • May 6, 2016 at 7:49 AM
Senioritis is being really close to winning a race and deciding to take a nap right in the middle of it.
Robert • May 6, 2016 at 7:43 AM
Senioritis is like driving over a drawbridge and suddenly realizing it is open
Dylan Coppinger • May 5, 2016 at 7:44 AM
Senioritis has one cure and it’s called graduation.
Stephanie Molerio • May 5, 2016 at 7:31 AM
Senioritis is like when you try to do anything productive an then getting sucked into the void of space
Kenneth Choo • May 4, 2016 at 12:21 PM
The feeling of being a bird who does not care for the sky.
Erica • May 4, 2016 at 12:16 PM
Senioritis is like trying to help an old lady cross the street and then getting hit by a plane.
Jaime Ross • May 4, 2016 at 12:13 PM
“I’m just going to wing it”
Mara Batt • May 4, 2016 at 10:09 AM
You just realized this year that high school sucks? I got over senioritis sophomore year.