We’ve asked around and were able to compile a list of the funniest, most random, most heartwarming quotes from the class of 2015.

Here they are:

What are the 3 most important things you will bring to college?

ai???Pineapple, DVD of Cool Runnings, Expired Subway coupons.ai???-Brian Wisbauer

ai???My Boxers, 2 Pop Tarts, My Mixtape.ai???-Deai??i??Andre Roache

ai???Calculator, open mind, desire to do well.ai???-Ryan DeHaven

What’s one important lesson you’ve learned at SHS?

ai???Donai??i??t walk by Kohlman out of dress code. Better yet, avoid the math hallway.ai???-Patrick Schlueter

ai???Iai??i??ve learned in order to gain respect from administrators you must conduct yourself in a respectful manner.ai???-Jarret A. Palmer

ai???Itai??i??s okay to be a weirdo.ai???-Olivia Crowley

ai???Doesnai??i??t matter how much you think you know in mathai??i??you donai??i??t.ai???-Cierra Marks

ai???People are judgmental and no one is ever satisfied.ai???-David Schimpf

ai???Donai??i??t throw your milk carton at the music hallway wall, it will break.ai???-Michael Halas

Why did you pick the college you chose?

ai???Great law program and I got a lot of scholarships and grants (Going for only $1,300 a year).ai???-Brigette Alves

ai???Itai??i??s cheap and Iai??i??m broke.ai???-Ryan Modz

ai???Because it offered Army ROTC on campus, along with the option to major in International Relations.ai???-Edward Ingenito

What is your advice to upcoming seniors?

ai???Fill out scholarship applications!! Stay away from dating, do what makes you happy.ai???- Billy Walter

ai???Donai??i??t think itai??i??s time to start slacking off, there is still work to be done.ai???- Brittany Fowsar

ai???Scholarships are your friends.ai???-Paige Padilla

ai???Enjoy yourself throughout the whole year, and make great memories.ai???-Demond Clark

ai???Nothing matters but having fun and your academics. Be involved as much as you can.ai???-Mariah Herrera

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

ai???Watching a movie that Iai??i??m in.ai???-Olivia Crowley

ai???In England with 4 kids and an accent.ai???-Jenny Pierre

ai???In California, married with LOTS of puppies.ai???-Emily Banks

ai???In a wooden cabin hunting bear and deer in Alaska.ai???-Alex Rose

ai???With Alex Rose hunting bears in Alaska.ai???-Dylan James

ai???A graduate from ESU, a State Trooper in New Jersey with hopefully a beautiful family.ai???-Joel Lopez

ai???Working as a Nursing Anesthetist or a garbage man, it can go either way lol.ai???-Jessica Mardini

ai???Where ever the wind has taken me.ai???-Conor Eufemio

What’s your biggest fear about graduating from high school?

ai???Hillary 2016, hands down.ai???-David Stewart

ai???My biggest fear is coming back a few years later to a Stroudsburg Football game and seeing we are no longer the greatest school in sports.ai??? ai??i??Jarret A. Palmer

ai???Missing all of the friends that Iai??i??ve made and parting ways to a place where Iai??i??ll know almost nobody.ai???-Edward Ocasio

ai???They finally put in a REAL pool after I graduate.ai???-Jacob Sroka

What will you miss the most about SHS?

ai???Chicken patty Monday.ai???-Abigail Stein

ai???The music program and Madame Verwey, my amazing French teacher.ai???-Krista Nash

ai???The workout I get running around trying to find an open bathroom.ai???- Melissa Dobroski

ai???Sam Torleyai??i??s Airhorn.ai???-Conor Eufemio

Thank You for your wit and insight, class of 2015. You will be missed.